ode to ugly

an ode to one of the ugliest fridays of my life, literally * hints * and figuratively * hints *...

i will try to take the high-road (although i already am)...
i will try to be the bigger person (physically, yes - then again * thinks *)...

but...

cross me once, shame on you...
cross me twice, shame on me...

cross me thrice, - well lets just say there wont be a fourth time...

and yeah... just so we're clear, I AM A BITCH... get used to it...

and be original... dont try and imitate me, you just come off across as a trying-hard ass...

well, come to think of it, it actually flatters me...

think. then again...

thinking isnt really your forte...